just leaving this here
It Is What It Is
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
what do you mean morgan freeman wasn’t always old
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
men don’t deserve women
*some men
Not on my post, Becky! Men don’t deserve women! Run and tell that!
*everyone deserves love
*you deserve these hands
#growingupugly when you get anxiety walking past guys because you can feel the roast of your life coming
why is this so funny
This is the most true thing I’ve ever seen
There should be an app for witches like tinder but instead of romantic matches you get witches in ur area and u can form covens that way
“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”